Probably the only honest lawyer in the state, too.
Just don't buy a lottery ticket. They still can't pay it off.
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Gov. Bruce Rauner and lawmakers still haven't agreed on a state budget, but they did come together to approve more than 230 new laws that take effect with the new year, from charging a $5 police body camera fee to outlawing so-called gay conversion therapy for minors to designating an official state pie.
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Pumpkin pie will now be the official state pie, a nod to Illinois' status as a leading producer of the orange gourd.
• Drivers of nonelectric vehicles caught parking in spots designated for electric vehicles will face a $75 fine. • People in the country illegally now will be able to obtain a license to practice law in Illinois. • Bobcats are now fair game during a new hunting season that runs from Nov. 1 through Feb. 15. • No new units of government can be formed in Illinois for four years. Illinois has the nation's highest number of units of government. • Those convicted of making false or prank calls to 911 centers will now be held responsible for reimbursing costs associated with an emergency response. |
Spoiler:
Good News IL! Your Lawyer is Licensed; Bad News: He's an Illegal!