I just found the joy of reading user reviews of local high schools. Here's a gem from one in my town.
"Coaches should be role models. The team is currently 0-15 and instead of teaching us basketball, he tends to make personal attacks. He did however just tell the entire team to grow some balls."
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"He says he knows basketball, but his teams can't score points in his turnover prone offense. We get out coached in every game."
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"Coach told us he has enough heart for the entire team,even if we don't. Only problem this coach is blind."
"Coaches should be role models. The team is currently 0-15 and instead of teaching us basketball, he tends to make personal attacks. He did however just tell the entire team to grow some balls."
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"He says he knows basketball, but his teams can't score points in his turnover prone offense. We get out coached in every game."
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"Coach told us he has enough heart for the entire team,even if we don't. Only problem this coach is blind."
Google HS Reviews